Jan 9, 2009

Current affairs update

At least the first post after a blog revamp needs to be bitch-free.

Mais, c'est tres deficile! Je ne peux pas contenir ma suffrance!

Would you be able to zipper your lips shut if you saw Beyonce's latest hit single "Single Ladies ( Put a ring on it)" ? You couldn't! You wouldn't!

So many things at so many levels! Where do I begin?

The brown sistas of the world are celebrating Bey's comeback and saying " Take that,Britney!".

In this song, Bey is Bey no more. It is Sasha Fierce telling us:

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it


I got gloss on my lips (lips), a man on my hips (hips)
Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans

The video has Sistah Action that one hasn't seen ever before!

You want to watch it, don't ya? I know you want to! So just go ahead and click on the video, for Chrissake!

Hungry for more news?

Oh! That Madonna has frittered away the last shred of her dignity and poise by revealing her oh-so-the-opposite-of-young-fresh-and-pre-pubescent flesh as LVMH brand ambassador is old hat now. No need to carry laddus to Tirupati with old news such as not even an itty bitty titty talent remains with the grand dame of music anymore.

Want some domestic news update ?
Nita Ambani goes live with her giggly love story on First Ladies. Excerpt from her precious interview with Abu Jani and Sandeep Khosla.
“I was hooked by Mukesh, I was booked by Mukesh and I was cooked by Mukesh"

On a total aside, the following 2 bits of information will not or should not be allowed to affect the great respect you have for this show

(i) This show was earlier titled " First Wives" and went on air bearing the same title for the promos. Then they hurriedly changed it to First Ladies.
(ii)Abu Jani and Sandeep Khosla are fashion designers, not at all related in any way to the entertainment industry and have no experience whatsoever in hosting talk shows and are not even seen in the league of celebrity hosts.

Don't you love this news update? Wasn't it all important to know about these events?
Really, i don't know why people are trying to forage for information on the trouble in the Gaza strip, or the newspapers go on and on about some measly 7000 crore scandal in Satyam!


  1. by far the most socially relevant of blogs i've read in the last 4 years. The trivia on First Wives, I believe must have popped up after an exhaustive research on the same...

    Is it the Second Sex backwash why you decided to write all about women.

    The template looks all jazzy and girlish - suits you :D

  2. @Lash:

    girlish?? Girlish???
    Never mind! Bandar, adrak yada yada. :P

    The First Wives bit is 100% true.

  3. I saw that "hooked, booked, cooked" snippet on TV and I was flabbergasted! These people Candy Foxx... these people!! Words escape me!

    Btw, congrats on your new blaag makeover, looks suitably 'delicious' :D

  4. are you trying to sound like a irreverent rebel teen or something?? or is really the way you talk?...or jus the way your write?

  5. @Venting Macha:
    Thanx. :D. Words escape me too. I don't know how they let things like 'The First Ladies' be aired on TV. Woman goes one step forward in some 3 centuries and a program like this only pulls her back a 100steps back into stone age.

    Did you just call me a 'teeny bopper'? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

  6. Welcome Back!
    I like template. Its happy happy.

    You sound like Zoom TV on Internet :)

    Gomes TV - Isko Padho
    (A husky voice says this seductively)